sad end to a sad day.

Should have ended at 1:40. Don’t watch the whole thing.

TiRon - Sydney

My life anthem. I want to die in a forest fire. 

Wiz Khalifa - Pedal To The Medal

No clue what the chorus is. Something about full throttle. BUT its catchy. Also why didn’t my parents name me Wiz Khalifa? Whores galore with that name. 

I wonder if dogs pretend not to see homeless dogs. 

Drake - Do It All

Drizzyblog.

Dear Young Money,

I know I have no talent. I know I can’t rap, I can’t sing, I can’t dance, my Louis Vuitton collection is subpar , but I think you should sign me. Mr. Lil, I know I don’t have a tattoo of you on my ribs but I think we would enjoy each others company. I’m not opposed to getting double cupped and not judged. As a matter of a fact i also dream about smashing them all. I’m almost certain i can make a BedRock. I stunt way harder than my daddy (Never seen him stunt. Not even once.) Period inside the parentheses? Don’t remember.  Don’t give a motherfuck (I do actually). I’m not saying this to shake you up, but I have a little bit of a mancrush on Drake (No homo.). I know these aren’t references from your mixtapes  but i swear i’m flyer than the highest flying bird around this hoe. 

In short: I am most definitely an Elian like Gonzalez, my block is pretty hot (.see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HzQVumMW4M.), so please don’t shoot me down. Roger that?

love, (pause)

Jose.

Why don’t we ever hear about drug deals gone good.

“So I handed him the money and he gave me the drugs… we went to the cheesecake factory after. It was delicious, kid!” 

Turns out I need a box chevy. Now.

“It’s biodegradable, faggot.” Never thought I would hear those two words in the same sentence.